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Women Drivers!
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Driving to the office this morning on the M50 motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a bloke….) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream,which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL !!!
F***ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!
Excuse me Robert but that is just ridiculous driving from you.
You need to buckle the seatbelt through the steering wheel in order to free up your knees so you can rest your laptop on your lap.
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That’s the sort of person who should have their number plate reported to the boys in blue. They’ll get her eventually once they know to look out for her.
Driving to the office this morning on the M50 motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
Thats just not true. Nobody has been able to do 90mph on the M50 since they opened it!!!
LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
Have to go clean my screen now – just sprayed coffee and croissant all over it :oops: .. he he he
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Some of you guys need to get motorbikes. It has been a long time since I did less than 90 on the M50. The only problem I have is typing on the laptop with thick glovesda. adsorry abnoutr thsat, just passed another bloody BMNW.
Babyface wrote:
Some of you guys need to get motorbikes.
Hell yeah bring on the bikes. Eating the breakfast roll can be a challenge though.
Oh and it was her fault you were totally in the right.
No probs, just wedge it in the visor and graze.
The crumbs are the thing to watch out for, up your nose in your eyes. Bacon eye is a real killer – but treatable with medication or so I hear. [/i]
I’ve had some friends fall foul to Bacon eye, it really doesn’t get enough publicity.
All donations welcome to BEVI ( Bacon Eye Victims of Ireland )
Donatins can be made payable to myself, I make sure the money finds
a good home.Cut me in for a slice of that action. Preferably on wholewheat with mayo and lettuce.
Damn…..too many posts in this thread…….I’ve just clipped the back light of the car in front of me trying to get them all read before I got to the next roundabout. Why do so many cars have to be in your way on the road !!!!
GCP wrote:
Damn…..too many posts in this thread…….I’ve just clipped the back light of the car in front of me trying to get them all read before I got to the next roundabout. Why do so many cars have to be in your way on the road !!!!
Damn inconsiderate is you ask me –
And after all that looking in her rear view doing her mascara you would have thought she would have seen you coming.
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