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A joke to start your Thurday morning.
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A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife
was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful.”
Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before,
so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said,”You’re cute.”
The wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful,” it was now “cute.”
She asked, “What happened to beautiful?”
The man replied, “The drugs are wearing off.“Two fish in a tank……one says to the other “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
Why did God make only one Yogi Bear. He tried to make a second one but made a Boo Boo! :oops:
They brightened up this dull Thursday alright.
I only know dirty jokes that i can’t post here..Two teddy bears in a hot press, which one is in the army??
The one sitting on the tank!!Aimee wrote:
They brightened up this dull Thursday alright.
I only know dirty jokes that i can’t post here..Go on Aimee, we dont mind! :wink:
For Noely…
2 flies on a piece of s***.
One farts.
The other says “Do you mind, I’m eating”Here’s another one while we wait on Aimee :wink:
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish Priest and asked,
“Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?”
Father Patrick replied, “I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church.
But there are some Baptists down the lane and there’s no tellin’ what they believe.
Maybe they’ll do something for the creature.”
Muldoon said “I’ll go right away Father. Do ya ‘think ?5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?”
Father Patrick exclaimed, “Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?”Aimee wrote:
Did anyone see the new film Tractor?
I didn’t, but I’ve seen the trailer.
I thought you said you only know dirty jokes!
Must have been muck on the wheels! :roll:Well actually i really only know one joke.. and well i suppose it’s not dirty, but i really can’t say it in a public forum. I don’t even think i can write it.
I;ll tell you at the nxt PI meetup.Aimee wrote:
Well actually i really only know one joke.. and well i suppose it’s not dirty, but i really can’t say it in a public forum. I don’t even think i can write it.
I;ll tell you at the nxt PI meetup.:lol:
Two ducks walking across the road in Belfast.
One says “Quack, Quack”
The other says “I can’t go any quacker”
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