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The Winking Salesman
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A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says,-“This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we’re afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I’m sorry….we can’t hire you.”
-“But wait,” he said. “If I take two aspirin, I’ll stop winking!”
-“Really? Great! Show me!”So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
-“Well,” said the interviewer, “that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!”
-“Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man!”
-“Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?”
-“Oh, that,” he sighed. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking like mad and asked for aspirin?”
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