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Friday smiles
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One
night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
turned 18.She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write “Spaghetti” on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife.”Honey,”she said, “you received a very strange post card today.”
“Oh,just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,” he said.The wife obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,and fainted.On the card was written:
“Spaghetti, Spaghetti, , Spaghetti.
One with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.”
:D :D
Just keeping the ball (or bull in this case) rolling :lol:
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped
at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a
sign attached that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife playfully
nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
“This bull mated 120 times last year.” The wife gave her husband a
healthy jab and said, “That’s more than twice a week! You could learn
a lot from him.”
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, “This bull mated 365 times last year.” The wife, so
excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband’s ribs, said,
“That’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.”
The husband looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was
with the same cow.”
NOTE: The husband’s condition is stable and he should eventually
make a full recovery.
:lol: :lol:
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