HELL ….EXPLAINED SCIENTIFICALLY it will make you smile

• Shell

  Member

  October 7, 2007 at 8:52 pm

  Have a wee read and see if it puts a wee smile on your face :D

  Hell…explained scientifically

  The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
  chemistry mid- term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the
  professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course,
  why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

  Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
  (absorbs heat)?

  Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas
  cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

  One student, however, wrote the following:
  First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
  need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
  which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul
  gets to Hell, it will not leave.

  Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell,
  let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

  Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
  religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
  religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
  project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
  we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now,
  we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law
  states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the
  same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

  This gives two possibilities:

  1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
  enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
  all Hell breaks loose.
  2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
  Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

  So which is it?

  If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
  that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into
  account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
  true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
  over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
  follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
  extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
  being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”
  THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.