Four guys have been going on the same Photography Trip to The Mournes for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Cathal’s wife puts her foot down and tells him
he isn’t going and that she’s got something else planned.
Naturally, Cathal’s mates are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.
Two days later, the three get to The Mournes only to find Cathal sitting at the bar of the local clubhouse with four drinks set up!
“Wow, Cathal, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?”
“Well, actually, I’ve been here since last night…
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me
and put her hands over my eyes and asked, ‘Guess who?” I pulled her hands off,
and there she was, wearing only a see-through nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. On her bedside table I saw the book
’50 Shades of Grey’. She had lit candles and sprinkled rose petals around and on the bed
she had handcuffs and ropes! Then she slipped off her nightie, lay on the bed and said,
“Okay tie me up, hand-cuff me to the bed, and do whatever you want.”