– I’m not sure if I can put this down to lack of caffeine .. but anyway – I’ve deleted all messages from my PM Inbox – so if you are one of the people who sent a PM to me recently and I haven’t replied its because I’m an idiot – please send it again and I’ll get back to you :)
In the words of Mr Simpson …. Doh !!
:shock: :? :oops: :roll:
L
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake, finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
Man, before you tell that joke you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl.
The bouncer is a blonde gal.
I’m a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is professional weightlifter
The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man shakes his head, says
“Naah…Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”