Friday Funny

• BM

  Participant

  May 21, 2009 at 2:20 pm

  Here’s your Friday funny, since I won’t be here tomorrow:

  Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, “Surely I can’t look that old?” Well …

  A woman was sitting in the waiting room for a first appointment with a new dentist. She noticed his diploma on the wall – the diploma bore his full name.

  The woman suddenly remembered that a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in her school class 30 years previously. She wondered if he could be the same guy that she had a secret crush on.

  Upon seeing him, however, she quickly discarded any such thought: this balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been her classmate. After he examined her teeth, the woman asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

  “Yes. Yes, I did,” he gleamed with pride.

  ‘When did you graduate?’ the woman asked.

  “1975”, he answered. “Why do you ask?”

  “You were in my class!” the woman exclaimed.

  He looked at her closely.

  Then, the ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, gray-haired, decrepit man asked, “Really. What did you teach?”