Bert buys himself a lovely pair of cowboy boots, thrilled with himself he rushes home
to show the wife, he runs in wearing the boots and stands in the kitchen smiling from ear
to ear……….”do you notice anything different about me?” he asks, his wife looks up and
says “no” he runs into the bedroom rips off all his clothes but leaves the cowboy boots on
and runs back into the kitchen “do you notice anything different about me now?” he asks.
The wife sighs and looks him up and down “no” she says “it hung down yesterday, its hanging
down today and it will be hanging down tomorrow” He is exasperated “its hanging down
because its looking AT MY NEW BOOTS!!”
“Should have bought a hat Bert” shaking her head “should have bought a hat”