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A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:
Husband: I lost my wife; she went shopping & hasn’t come back yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I’ve no idea. About so high?
Inspector: Slim build or big set?
Husband: Not slim; I suppose a bit big set.
Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed; probably brown.
Inspector: Colour of hair?
Husband: Changes according to the season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a skirt; probably blue.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Describe the car …Husband :
Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6;
333 horse power; eight-speed Tiptronic gearbox.
Alcantara beige leather seats with heat and ventilation,
Full Satnav,
full LED headlights and has a very thin scratch on the front left door just below the handle.….and then the husband started sobbing…
Inspector: Don’t worry sir, we will find your car.
Hi Brian….thought you had gone missing!!!!
Good to see you back Cheers steve
Welcome back Mr. Murphy ! :) Good to have some of your jokes to keep us in good form :D
Ah yes kids. I’ve 2 boys and seem to spend all my time driving them to games of one sort or another and then watching of course.
Tends to leave little time for much else.Am hoping to get a trip up to N.I. before August/Sept is finished though. It’s been a couple of years…
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