Don and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time
because his wife wouldn’t let him. After a lot of teasing and name
calling, Don headed home frustrated.
The following day when Don’s buddies arrived at the lake to set up
camp, they were shocked to see Don. He was already sitting at the
campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a
camp fire glowing.
“How did you talk your missus into letting you go Don?”
“I didn’t have to,” Don replied. “Last night when I left our
meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown
my sorrows. Then the ol’ lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes
and said, Surprise ! “
“When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful
see-through negligee and she said, ” Carry me into the bedroom and tie
me to the bed and do whatever you want,