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Best Excuses for Bad Photos… Feel free to add…
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And some old ones….
I didn’t want your opinion anyway.
If I agree not to help you talk sh1te will you agree not to look at my photos?
It looks like English, but I can’t understand a word you’ve written.
I see you’ve used my thread to humiliate yourself in public.
The fact that no one understands you doesn’t make you an artist.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
I was cold and soaking wet, perched up on a tiny ledge in the most monsterous sea cave in Ireland, while swells of 8 foot were threatening to knock me off and sweep me into the black depths of hell.
Fair excuse?
Don’t worry about that, it can be photoshopped.
I don’t care who you are, but with the budget you gave me a shoebox and a pin was all the equipment spend would allow for.
What do you mean that’s not you? That’s your wife isn’t it?….oh shit, wrong contact sheet.
I thought I’d save you time and money on film and scanning the negs by using the scanner to take the photo in the first place – I’m still working out the kinks, but the resolution is excellent.
Well, you said any monkey could do my job so I hired one for the day and let him take the shots.
No, it’s not the lighting or the camera. You really are that ugly.
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The farmer came along and told me to move on.
….so I threatened to show some earlier “barnyard” photos to his wife.
…I left my Olympus gear at home and had to rent a load of Canon and Nikon stuff…
I don’t have an external flash and it was too dark..! (I actually used that excuse last week)
I can do much better with those L series pro lenses (use it all the time at home, usually a hint to certain someone..)
Ah yeah, its only a cheap camera (another hint…)
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