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Caption Competition – Next Round
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Taken in Edinburgh’s Royal Mile last year.
And you all thought I’d post a comic shot of Andy the Cave.
(Street Performer thinks to himself…)
“One for gouging out his eyes”
“One for slitting his throat”
“And one for cutting off his nuts”
“Mwa ha ha ha!!!”
(Shortly after reading another Max Clifford thread.)
Dog says:
If I pished against his leg would it put him off?Performer says:
If that dog pishes on my leg I’m going to slice his knackers off.“Watch the one in the air, folks, that’s the one that cut my mickey off last time…”
“Why am I always the first to put my hand up when they ask an audience member to help out?…and when is he coming back from the loo?”
Woman in pink: “mmm… catching three knives is OK, but there’s no way he’ll catch that yellow fiddle!”
Typical man. If this was a woman she’d be peeling the potatoes and changing the nappies on the twins at the same time while helping the teenager with his homework.
If you want a job done right, best do it your nfl-self.
PTB… voting please!!!
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