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Crazy Courtship
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These Geese were Haveing A time of it.
I decided not to post some of the others. :oops:
That’s nice-
especially the first-
and reminded me of something on the Large Format Forum recently…A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”
“What’s that mean?” asked the child.
“Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”
The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.”
Dad said, “Bring Belle over here.” He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent, and said
“OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block..”The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Belle?”
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.The little girl said, “She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.”
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#1 is excellent Jim
Well done.The highlight of this thread though is Josephs joke :lol: :lol: :lol: and yes I did really laugh out loud
Well done Joseph.
Pat
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