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  • BM
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    While sewing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught
    in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

    Eventually the topic got around to David Cameron and his role as our head of the
    conservative party. The old farmer said, ‘Well, you know, in my opinion, Cameron
    is a Post Turtle.”

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a “post turtle” was.

    The old farmer said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across
    a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle”. The old farmer
    saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain.

    “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t
    know what to do while he’s up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb bugger
    put him up there to begin with.”

    shphoto
    Member

    Ha Ha Hee Hee Hee!! Very Good!

    5faythe
    Participant

    :) :) :)

    Nice one Brian.

    adrianmatthews
    Participant

    Must remember that one for Monday !

    joe_elway
    Participant

    Sadly, one could easily substitute 90% of our shower of muppets in that joke.

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