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Dog Warning *graphic image*
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If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a ‘dangerous breed’ category and you also have a child or a visiting small child please take this as a warning.
Don’t leave your dog with a small child unattended under any circumstances!!!
Only one little moment was enough for the following to happen.
See the photo below …..
Superb! :D :D
At first glance I thought there was a bit of vivisection afoot. :shock:
If it was an artist from New York exhibiting that dog, you would be paying millions…
aww thats just super adorable – that dog is like – “yeah ! whatever ! I’m on the couch and I can do blue and orange ;)”
On a darker note – I thought fromt he header it was the film from sky news about the dog fighting case in the UK .. nasty & vile !
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I wouldn’t be brave enough to take this photo. That’s a real monster and the dog looks like he could be fierce too. :lol: :lol:
Kids can be very mischievous …
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If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words “Uh-oh,” it’s already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.
Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever.
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.
Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
VCR’s do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
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The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy.Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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