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  • Rob
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    Alan Rossiter
    Participant

    :lol: :? :shock: :roll:

    You need to get out more Rob. I think the paint is goin’ to your head!

    Alan.

    lousy
    Participant

    This could start a trend!
    Pat

    Rob
    Member

    irishwonkafan wrote:

    You need to get out more Rob. I think the paint is goin’ to your head!

    Alan.

    Out? In these shoes?

    Rob.

    PeteTheBloke
    Member

    Very good Rob. Being Welsh I say “aitch”. Being Irish, my waens say “haitch”.
    A teacher in primary school told John’s class that Catholics say “haitch” and Protestants
    say “aitch”. So… if you can’t tell from the proximity of their eyes, you get them to spell
    hotel and you’ll know which church they don’t go to.

    Rob
    Member

    PeteTheBloke wrote:

    So… if you can’t tell from the proximity of their eyes, you get them to spell
    hotel and you’ll know which church they don’t go to.

    Hee hee.

    I posted this one specially for you Pete, knowing you’d like it. I was torn
    between titles – “In memory of Aitch”, “Called ‘ome”, “Aspirate Interred” –
    but settled for what you see…

    Rob.

    jb7
    Participant

    Its all very confusing…

    In London, the same people who laugh at you for dropping the aitch in ‘Three’
    will lecture you on the proper pronunciation of name of the river that flows through the capital-

    And never a trace of hirony…

    j

    Rob
    Member

    jb7 wrote:

    …And never a trace of hirony…

    j

    :lol: :lol:

    Mr.H
    Participant

    I feel qualified to chip in on this one…. Definately aitch for me …. I hope no-one is going aroung thinking of me as Mr ‘Haitch’ that wouldn’t be right at all….. although I wouldn’t rule myself into any church based on that.

    PeteTheBloke
    Member

    Mr.H wrote:

    I feel qualified to chip in on this one…. Definately aitch for me …. I hope no-one is going aroung thinking of me as Mr ‘Haitch’ that wouldn’t be right at all….. although I wouldn’t rule myself into any church based on that.

    The fact that you are Mr aitch not Mr Haitch proves you’re a Protestant. Simple.
    If you thought you were anything else, measure the distance between your eyes for confirmation.

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