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Friday Fun-time
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Steve and Fiona were making passionate love in Steve’s VW Van when
suddenly Fiona, being a bit on the kinky side, yelled out ‘Oh fatboy,
whip me, whip me!’ Steve, not wanting to pass up this unique
opportunity, obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash
of inspiration, he opened the window, snapped the antenna off his van
and proceeded to whip Fiona until they both collapsed in
sado-masochistic ecstasy. About a week later, Fiona noticed that the
marks left by the whipping session were starting to fester a bit so she
went to the doctor. The doctor took one look at the wounds and asked,‘Did you get these marks having sex??’ Fiona, embarrassed to own up to
having kinky sex, eventually admitted that, yes, she did. Nodding his
head knowingly, the doctor said, ‘I thought so, because in all my years
of doctoring it’s the worse case of van aerial disease I’ve ever seen.’
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