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Irish Expressions…
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I’ve worked in various places around the south east and in Leixlip over the last few years with varied nationalities but the Irish, God love us, have the funniest expressions for, well, you’ll get the flow below.
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He/She had a face like…
…a bulldog chewing a wasp
…a bulldog lickin’ p*** off a nettle
…a bag of hatchets
…a well slapped a**e(Explaining the difficulty of the task)
It was like herding cats
It was like pushing a ropeHe/She was as much use as…
…a blue light on a donkey
…t**s on a bullHe/She was so good he/she could s*** blue lights
He was so fast he nearly passed himself by.
He could rob the milk from your tea.
I found that Limerick expressions far outshone others…and had a common reference to blue lights…odd, I thought!
Alan.
Worked with this girl years ago. Every guy in the office used to drool over her. We all thought she was this quiet, gentle little thing. I’m in the car with her coming back from lunch, we’re talking about cars and she suddenly says … “that car hasn’t enough power to pull a
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learn to swear like the IrishThe best one I can remember when I was a kid was,
Me – Can I have some lemonade?
My Mum – I’ll lemonade you!! :?
Me – Can I buy some sweets?
My Mum – I’ll sweets you!! :?
Has anybody caught them selfs saying stuff like this to their kids??
My favorite.
You’re about as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.
Memory jogged by Irishwonkafan:-
(Explaining the difficulty of the task)
It was like herding mice at a crossroads.
When given disapproving looks for breaking wind…
“It’s a sad arse that can’t rejoice”
Rob.
She had a fiss on her like a camel chewing a biscuit
No’ two pounds of her going the wan direction (She’s fat)
I coulda killed dead thangs (I wasn’t happy)
Are ye talkin’ to me or chewin’ a brick? (I don’t much like the way you are addressing me)
You’re lookin’ well mended (you’ve put on an awful lot of weight)
Triggered by Pete…[edit] by Petes entries :oops:
I’m not saying she’s fat but…
…when she went sun bathing Greenpeace came in and towed her back out to sea
…when she stepped on a dogs tail, it diedAlan.
Just remembered this one, which made me laugh a lot when I heard it:
You’d trample babies to get away from him (he’s a bore)
Heard this one on TV last night.
“May you get to heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead” :twisted:
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