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Irish Expressions…
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These guys have the best sayings -> Podge and Rodge, Sorry if these are a bit rude but they are excellent :-)
I’m as sick as a small hospital
I’m so hungry I’d eat a small child
She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
Your’ re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
He’s so camp, he shites tent pegs
I’m as sick as a plane to Lourdes
I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
(when leaving) I’m off like a debs dress
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
As busy as the dalkey dole office
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
I left her with a face like a painters radio
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a cr?che
She ‘ s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Not even the tide would take her out
Mother Teresa wouldn ‘t kiss her
Daz wouldn’t shift her
Des Kelly wouldn’t lay her
Jaysus, ya wouldn’t ride her into battle
If I’d a bag of bruised willies I wouldn’t give her one
She has a face on her like a bulldog that’s just licked p*ss off a nettle
She wouldn’t get a kick in a stampede
She had a fnny like a badly packed kebab
If I’d a garden full of mickeys I wouldn’t let her look over the wa
His mother used to keep his photograph on the mantle piece to keep the kids away from the fire and she used to hang a pork chop around his neck just to get the dog to lick him
She have a head like a melted welly.
She have a head like bag a chisels.
She have head for bating in back doors.
Ive a b*n*r on me that would bate Pavorotti away from pizza!
She’s as rough as a badgers arse.
If I had a bucket of bruised mickeys I wouldnt give her one!
Thats about it for the moment. Ill think of more.
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