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Kermit Loan
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A Loan for Kermit
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.” She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”
(You’re going to love this)
(A masterpiece)
(Wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says…
“It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack.
Give the frog a loan.
His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”Think of me as a lounge lizard – you might cut bits off, but they always grow back.
I waited until around 11:00 this morning for a funny post (following on from your encouragement of yesterday) and none arrived …
So I thought I’d make up for everybody else working so hard to fix the economy …
BM wrote:
A Loan for Kermit
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.” She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”
(You’re going to love this)
(A masterpiece)
(Wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says…
“It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack.
Give the frog a loan.
His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”I never seriously thought that there could be a shaggy dog story that would
be even worse than Wonka’s ‘Hans that does dishes’ ditty of a couple of weeks ago.
How wrong I was.
:roll:
Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales?
A: A leisure center.
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