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Love story
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A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a transcontinental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth
and she in the lower.At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.’‘I have a better idea,’ she replied, ‘Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married’
‘Wow! That’s a great idea!’ he exclaimed.
‘Good,’ she replied, ‘Get your own damned blanket.’
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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