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Never Lie to a Woman
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A man called home to his wife and said,Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up
in Canada with my boss & several of his FriendsWe’ll be gone for a week.This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion
I’ve been wanting,so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my
rod and fishing box,we’re Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my
things up”” Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. “The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked.The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.
But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?”
The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box …”
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