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One liners
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What is your fav one liner,here’s a couple of mine
”He’s about as funny as a fart in a spacesuit”
”the lift dont go all the way to the top with that lad”
After a few beers”I’m going home to slip into something more comfortable….like a coma”
He’s a face on him like a bulldog chewing a wasp
I’m so hungry I could eat the mucas off a scabby wanes head
Not so much a one-liner, but one of the best put-downs I’ve ever come across on Usenet:
“I’m not calling you a hypocrite. I’m not sure you’ve the intellectual wattage for anything so advanced as hypocrisy. My theory is simply that you’re a f*****g idiot.”
Paul
“You’re about as useful as a one legged man in an ar$e kicking competition.”
Life’s too short for drinking bad wine.
Between the 2 of us we know everything there is to know,
You know everything except that you’re a F****** idiot
& I know that.This is a real one. I was grilling birdseye potato waffles in my Grans one evening, while I was taking them out of the packet she shook her head and said “its an insult to the spud”.
Always laugh when I think of it.
A classic I heard a while back…
“You look like a cow licking warm sh1te off a nettle..!!!!”
Classy…!
Richie
You’re as much use as a blue light on a donkey
Now I’m not saying your fat but you did step on a dogs tail and killed it
I refuse to have an intellectual battle with someone who’s obviously unarmed
You’re as thick as a whale omlette.
You’re a couple of cucumbers short of a convent.
My uncle used to always say “I’m so hungry, I’d eat a scabby baby through the bars of a crib”
When I was a little kid, I almost got knocked off my bicycle by bursting onto a main road without looking-
The man stopped the car and got out, shaking, to tell me-
‘Jaysis what do you think you’re doing? You put the sh1te crossways in me…’
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