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  • Mikka
    Participant

    Heard this quite a few years back, don’t know if it’s fully correct or who originally said it, but this is what I remember

    “If I should utter to open the floodgates of my knowledge you would surely drown in your own ignorance”

    and

    “Are ye dancin’ or wha?”

    “Are ya jaggin, like?”

    “A pair of eyes you’d love to see looking up from the end of your stomach” (applies to both sexes, so I’m told)

    ……Mikka

    Podge
    Member

    There is some classic Irish one liners here *Adult*

    Brickee
    Participant

    You are as useful as tits on a Bull.

    Your lower then Whale Shite.

    I used to be schizophrenic but were ok now.

    PeteW
    Member

    Anyone who’s a telekinetic, please raise my hand…

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