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Prayers For The Lounge
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Let’s see who else we can insult today …
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?” The other replies, “Well I don’t
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him.” So that night he did
and God replied, “You are what you are.” The next day he said to the other
zebra, “I still don’t understand what I am because God just said, ‘You are
what you are’.” The second zebra responds, “You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is.”Priceless…
I’ll have a pint of Glenfiddich please, and a stogie…
Let me know when the smoking jackets become available too…
Unlike most lounges this one does all it’s trade during the week (9am-5pm) and effectively closes at the weekend.
No harm either.
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