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Signatures – what’s your favourite?
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Lets see if this thread can generate as much replies as the “Election Posters” one.
What’s your favourite signature. There’s some crackers on this forum from Ciarans “When we met, I clicked” to another which I couldn’t find again to highlight the originator was “The posts above or below may contain nuts”.(EDIT – it was Podge) There’s someone else using a Steve Wright quote. But what’s your favourite from any forum, apart from your own, of course?
Here is one I spotted on DPreview:
Amateurs worry about equipment
Pros worry about money
Masters worry about lightI can’t remember whether I saw it on Nikonians, or the Large Format forum-
” I would like to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my father.
Not screaming, and in terror, like his passengers”Still brings a smile-
j
Heres another couple I’ve spotted:
The early bird get the first worm…but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese
Those that laugh last didn’t get the joke
Any more?
Funniest one I’ve ever seen on a photographer’s sig is “I will do implied nudity as long as it doesn’t look like I’m naked” :lol: He himself attributes it to a models profile on a modelling site.
jb7 wrote:
I can’t remember whether I saw it on Nikonians, or the Large Format forum-
” I would like to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my father.
Not screaming, and in terror, like his passengers”Still brings a smile-
j
Fantastic Joseph. Heard that one before, but a very long time ago.
My current favourite…Heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter…
Here’s another one I like – “A bad day behind my camera beats a good day behind my desk.”
Here’s another one from the Large Format Photography Forum-
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
That way when you do criticize them you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have their shoes.”Any more?
Seen this somewhere recently.. Not photography related, but still funny…
‘If you can keep your head while all around you are losing theirs, you clearly havent grasped the reality of the situation’
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“Unless you see somebody’s eyebrows, it’s difficult to communicate. That’s why dogs are more popular than cats – because they have eyebrows.” – David Lee RothI liked on that Ali had on her new changing signature. It was something like … it’s not a good photo if it’s more than 500 yards from the car.
Here’s another for all you geeks out there-
“There are 10 kinds of people in the world-
Those who understand binary, and those who don’t”From the same place-
j
I saw one recently that I think ws an old quote of Harry Hill.
My father always used to tell me, “Son, always fight fire with fire”.
And that’s why he was thrown out of the fire brigade.Andy
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