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Silly Banker
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A Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off
to his colleagues. As he’s getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along
too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.More than a little distraught, the Banker grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask
any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: “My Porsche, my beautiful
silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it’s at the panel beaters it’ll simply
never be the same again!”After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
“I can’t believe how materialistic you bloody Bankers are,” he says. “You lot are
so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else in your life.”“‘How can you say such a thing at a time like this?” sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, “Didn’t you realise that your right arm was torn off when
the truck hit you?”The Banker looks down in horror.
“F***ING HELL!” he screams … “Where’s my Rolex?”
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