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Ten Things to Put Against The Wall After The Revolution
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When I’ve taken over the world, here’s the list for the wall:
1. Baseball caps
2. Chewing gum
3. Tattoos
4. Ipods (only the ones with headsets – special dispensation for ones with speakers)
5. Dishwashing machines
6. Christmas tree lights in the garden
7. Kentucky Fried Chicken
8. Televisions
9. Quad bikes (except on farms where used for work purposes)
10. Everyone who uses the above, but seeing as no.8 is ubiquitous, I won’t include it in no.10.Pete how in gods name could you get rid of KFC its finger licking good
And what would I eat at 3am in the morning after a few sherries in the local disco dancing establishmentA few mental note of a few things I’ll be implementing when I take over…
1. Banks must open 6 days a week – 9am to 5pm – with at least 4 tellers at all times
2. Cycling on pavements will incur a 6 month jail sentance
3. Boy racer styled modified cars will be banned
4. Tractors to be banned from main roads from 10am until 6am
5. Driving tests will require the taker to prove, beyond all doubt, that they can navigate a roundabout
6. Cigarettes banned
7. Local Authorities would be made to compensate anyone who’s car is damaged due to poor road conditions
8. Lidl & Aldi would be forced to ensure that at least 3 tills are manned at all times, one till being a Quick Checkout. They would also be forced to provide shopping baskets and smaller shopping trolleys along with the existing trollies
9. Mobile Phones to be banned from Public Transport
10. Dish Washers bannedTake over the world??? Now that reminds me…
And the quote from where I got this image…
Actually, the resemblance, one is a mastermind, the other is an idiot/looney is just a little to close to reality for comfort…
I hope Pete and John don’t take over or else I’m done for no KFC and no fags
My first 5 . . .
1. Vehicles moving at less than 10kph of a speed limit will be shunted off the road and banned for 6 months for impeding traffic.
2. People [particularly women] who dont have their wallets or purses ready when at a cashier will have to pay double.
3. 4×4 jeep suv stlye vehicles not used for off road pursuits will be confiscated.
4. school drop off and collections will be banned and proper school transport provided.
5. PI will be ordered to host a fully open Art Nude section on its forum !!!! :lol:
irishwonkafan wrote:
Take over the world??? Now that reminds me…
And the quote from where I got this image…
Actually, the resemblance, one is a mastermind, the other is an idiot/looney is just a little to close to reality for comfort…
hee hee hee-
been quiet for a while now, haven’t they?
another 5 . . .
6. a total ban on the t.v license
7. SKY will be ordered to remove 99% of its stations
8. Local councils will be ordered to replace repetitive traffic lights with intelligent traffic lights.
* if there is no traffic waiting at a traffic light it must not turn green until there is at least 3 vehicles waiting to proceed.9. ‘Gangsta Rap’ WILL be banned – EVERYWHERE.
10. The working week will start on a Tuesday and finish on a Thursday from 10.30am to 3.30pm.
1. All husbands/partners will be obliged to attend the pub during
Coronation Street and Eastenders….absolutely no exceptions!
2. For every 100 euro spent on the credit card 50 euro will be lodged
to your bank account….this will put the economy back on an even
footing by increasing employment (and credit card companies can well afford it)
3. Everyone MEN included will be instructed how to use a roundabout correctly.
4. Seasons will be re-instated so that we all know where we stand with regard to the
weather.
5. All wildlife will no longer be afraid of cameras and people using them, they will
pose and stand for as long as necessary.
6. My car will wash itself, as will my house also self clean.
7. All guns will disappear from the earth, as will bombs and weapons of mass destruction.
8. Everything will become wireless, no more tangle of leads at the back of tv’s etc.
9. Governments will stop all double taxing
10. We will all become “morning people”Jody wrote:
Are we back to the dishwasher thing again Pete? :)
This isn’t a rant, Jody; it’s a plan.
PeteTheBloke wrote:
Jody wrote:
Are we back to the dishwasher thing again Pete? :)
This isn’t a rant, Jody; it’s a plan.
Oh I see.. You said “When” you’ve taken over the world, not “If”
My mistake! :D
1.dropoff at school if there’s not a proper parking (place schools in retail parks)
2.people that can’t see me while cycling (NFL-alike)
3.build proper bicycle lanes (also in Carlow)
4.ban KFC. put schools instead
5.no more TV (done!)
6.Berlusconi and all his gang
7.move Vatican in Liechtenstein. or on the Skelligs. or wherever you like. (also in Derry, so PTB will be happy)
8.start selling food in pubs
9.stop considering tracksuit a decent outfit
10.stop wearing tons of makeup
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