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The Mountain of Wank, Southern Germany (NSFW)
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Hi all, was doing some research on locations for my Germany trip when I came across Wank Mountain. See below:
As you can see from the photo, you couldn’t imagine them having Wank in a more stunning location. I was a little cautious about enjoying Wank too much, as the website states you have to take a Wankbahn for 20 minutes if you want to reach the top. However, I was reassured by that fact that once you reach the top you are free to walk about and enjoy Wank as much as you want. They actually encourage you to look in all directions while enjoying your Wank visit.
You can also enrol in one of the Wank Training Schools. These offer tandem paragliding flights, and the instructors will be able to give you tips on how to get the most out of your Wank experience.
Now some of you might be worried about the technical problems which may arise while you enjoy Wank at such a high altitude. Don’t worry, the Wank Technical Information section of the website explains how to take your Wank problems into your own hands and thrash out a solution. You won’t find yourself in any sticky situations on this mountain.
So I think the website is suggesting you get yourself to Wank as soon as possible!
Hope you enjoyed this travel tip. We are always talking about sharing photo location, thought I would get the balls rolling.
Steve, sounds like you could shoot loads all over Mt. Wank, will you be shooting one handed on mt. wank, or will you use your two hands for comfort and support?
Will you be visiting Mt. Wanks sister mountain? Mt. Innunedo?
I was just doing some research on the area.
It also has some of the best facilities in the world specialising in the care of the blind.
They also boast the worlds highest rate of repetitive stress injury in men aged between 15 -45.Might i advise the following accessory for your trip
http://www.warehouseexpress.com/?photo/intro.html
And I though my postal address was a bit strange ! It must be a disadvantage to live there. Your down in the night club and just met the girl of your dreams. All is going so well and then she asks the question that just might “sink your boat”.
“Where are you from ?”There are reports of alot of attacks on Mt wank, so be prepared to beat others off if needed
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