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Weekly Limerick
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So, here’s the idea. I will start off a limerick and people have to suggest the next 1-4 lines (Limericks have 5 lines).
When you’re posting, put up the Limerick from the start to as far as you have gone.
For example,
My starter:
There was a young man called Sam.Next Post:
There was a young man called Sam
Who was very fond of his hamor:
There was a young man called Sam
Who lived on the Isle of Man
The ferry was lateThe funniest (decided by an international panel of judges every Friday) gets to start off the next.
So, to get us started
There was a great man from the east …
There was a great man from the east …
Who invited his friends for a feast…There was a great man from the east…
who invited his friends for a feast…
They pigged out on ham…There was a great man from the east…
who invited his friends for a feast…
They pigged out on ham…
For they’d run out of jam…There was a great man from the east…
Who invited his friends for a feast…
They pigged out on ham…
For they’d run out of jam,
and brown bread ‘cos they’d run out of YEAST!Boom boom!
The international panel of judges is poised and ready to judge.
However, there only seems to be one entry – unlike the European Noise Contest.
So, any more offerings?
There was an old dog who was shaggy,
whose owner had eyes that were baggy,There was an old dog who was shaggy,
whose owner had eyes that were baggy,
he didn’t like ham.
but was fond of tinned spam,There was an old dog who was shaggy,
whose owner had eyes that were baggy,
he didn’t like ham.
but was fond of tinned spam,
So much so that his belly got saggy.
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